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to mr. monty, from Dictionary.com.

a definition for fantastic:

1. Quaint or strange in form, conception, or appearance.
2.
1. Unrestrainedly fanciful; extravagant: fantastic hopes.
2. Bizarre, as in form or appearance; strange: fantastic attire; fantastic behavior.
3. Based on or existing only in fantasy; unreal: fantastic ideas about her own superiority.
3. Wonderful or superb; remarkable: a fantastic trip to Europe.

obviously i did not mean the 3rd definition...

asshole.